Alpha Boss Wants To Control You

Alright, so listen the fuck up. We all know I'm not one for personal appearances, but hey faggots, I liked what the fuck I got in the mail this morning.

You see that shit? I want a lot more of these motherfuckers, so keep sending 'em.

Alright? I want 'em directly to my fucking house, bitch.

Do it now, slaves. Thanks, faggot, for the fucking check, and I'll be spending it any fucking way I want.

Fucking piece of shit.