Coed paddled hard

Hi. Last year, after going to school my whole life in New Jersey, I was then transferred to a school in Arkansas, where they still practice the barbaric practice of paddling for punishment, which I am completely against.

It's ludicrous. It's obscene. I'm appalled that that sort of medieval punishing is still, that they're still practicing that. I can't believe it.

And it was only a short time after I got there to this new school, I discovered that I was going to be paddling myself. I had a little disagreement with my math teacher, and next thing I know, he's sending me down to his phys ed teacher, Ms. Moore, for paddling. And she kept me waiting outside her office like a grade 2 student for hours.

I don't appreciate coming in here on my day off to have you all behind.

Apparently you've been acting up in class and dressing like a friend.