Loser SPH femdom

You know what? I have an impersonation of you today.

Oh look, this is my penis. Look how small it is.

Look how small. This is what I do every Saturday night, 'cause I'm a loser.

And I'm a pussy, and I'm a sissy, and I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than play with my cock.

Oh, that's so pathetic.