Mary Millington

And I'm not saying anything against Mary, just because she's queen of the blues.

But Fong's eyelashes are so big, every time she blinks, it's like a flock of pigeons taking off.

Oh, well, thank God that's my last one for tonight.

Honestly, girls, I'd have thought when you'd seen one pair of tits, you'd seen the lot.

Well, I mean, how about, she's got a wonderful act apart from the one you've just seen.