My Aunt is DTF - Down to Fuck!

Oh, hey. It was really good to catch up with you and everything, you know, now that you're a man.

I can't believe how much you look like your dad. I always thought your dad was so good-looking,

but then I see you, and I'm like, wow. You know, I don't know if you know this or not,

but right after your dad got divorced from your mom, your stepmom and I, we were both dating your dad.

And lo and behold, they ended up together, you know. But, you know, that lucky bitch always gets the man, it feels like, you know.