Pissing at the office

I'm really, really, really, I've got to stand up now because I've been sat all day.

Piss on the floor. - No, I can't do that.

I think it's because of the coffee. - He always says you shouldn't be going to the toilet, you should be able to go on the mat.

Piss on the floor. - You'll find out soon enough, you know.

So you think I should just do it? - No, I agree with you.