The Horny Goddess Appears and Blows Too Fast

Hi Larry, what's wrong with you?

Explain to me, to me, to me, to me.

Explain to me. Come on Larry, tell me the whole truth. You told me everything.

Well, where to begin? Well, my wife left me. I'm paying alimony to my **** that I don't get to see because this motherfucker...

Oh, sorry. This other man in her life took my place. What else is there? I don't success in writing. My writing is gone totally. Fuck. Sorry.