Today You Will Leave a Tip to the Waiter by Sucking His Cock and Anus Well. You Also Need to Pay off the Taxi Driver

The waiter has just delivered the bill and I'm smiling in that particular way, the way that always spells trouble for you.

A tip, I say, my voice cool and controlled.

You reach for your wallet, but I place a hand on your wrist, halting you.

Not that kind of tip, I clarify, my smile widening at your growing apprehension.

Stand up, I order, and although we're in the middle of a restaurant, you obey, eyes darting around nervously.