Crisp air leaves golden lovely cooking smells noticed friends family reconnect Warm softness draws me to your silken skin. I breathe you in; succumbing. Leslea's Fall bobbing is not for apples. She wants Bob's apple alone. Down on your knees now. Have you never been trained girl! Discipline for you Cherry blossoms bloom in my heart thinking of you-- Beautiful princess. Sun warms trees and moss Offering a rich earthy smell. Renewal happens. Rain-washed trees at night Scratchy limbs devoid of leaves Little feet running Pi-Ku Three point one four one Five nine two six five the five Eight n… Pročitajte više

Disorder in the Court... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats… Pročitajte više

Definitions of home mechanics basic toolbox by Metric Rider DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings you across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned work calluses in about the time it takes you to say "Ouch...." ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning p… Pročitajte više

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called yo… Pročitajte više

...... ' You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went… Pročitajte više

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out. Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world." The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?" The first little old lady says, "Look at… Pročitajte više

Deep Observations On Life Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from c***dren." --Author Unknown "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxwor… Pročitajte više

Colonoscopy, From Pulitzer Prize winning columnist Dave Barry ... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastro-entomologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, “HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIN… Pročitajte više

I must give credit for the following to JuliaOnly my new muse. The inspiration came from this excellent photo she posted recently . . . This photo really works for me my dear. I truly appreciate the range of tonality that you can only get in B&W. Moreover, the subject matter is a favorite of mine. The placement of the pearl strand is an excellent counterpoint to the soft flesh of this delightful pussy. The Promised Land! Perhaps the only thing that would improve upon my delight would be this pussy swollen… Pročitajte više

It is time to recognize that the US is falling behind in the production of hot new porn. Yes, the shoots are technically good. Yes, we have high definition (HD) cameras. Yes, we have some pretty, young women. Nevertheless, we are losing the creativity battle with the Japanese! Japanese producers are ahead of the US in developing new ways to showcase their 'oralists.' Not only are the gokkun girls effective at containing semen with their hands and swallowing it but the screenplays are inventive. They have given us newsreaders who swallow and screw on camera, time stopping, unlimited license… Pročitajte više

What is it about women that draw most men to them? Goodness, there are even men who want to become women. I personally know one who did the entire transformation thing; complete with a trip to the Philippines for the top and bottom surgeries! You tell me that we guys are wired this way to propagate the species. Okay I will buy that. But then why don't we just screw every woman in sight? Is it possible that all of us straight guys are just lesbians in hairy skin? I say this because I only like women. While I am glad that a majority of women think Men are great; I cannot for the lif… Pročitajte više

I know . . . I know I'm the one for girls who joyfully swallow semen and female pain sluts. And here, just today, what do you find but something as vanilla as a soft porn boob shoot of two my favorites--Veronica Zemanova and Danni Ashe. Have you gone soft BL!? I have to confess that Veronica Zemanova and Danni Ashe are so very much fun to watch in bed together. In fact I grew up searching out my porn in converted Chicago's converted burlesque theaters showing nudist films with nary a pubic hair in view. But I don't think is is just a sense of nostalgia that draws me to these. Perhaps its th… Pročitajte više

A few months back I learned that MetLife has instituted a policy to encourage sex equality. Their human resource (HR) "honchos" have set out a list of rules that must be obeyed under pain of some sort of discipline. * Men must not hold doors for women. * Men must not wait for women to pass in front of them. * Men must not wait to let women on an elevator first; nor may they wait for women to exit the elevator first. I imagine that a tip of the hat or removing a hat while talking with a woman on the street is no longer allowed. But then men are not taug… Pročitajte više

Much has been made of the effect of one's declining years on a marriage. And I have to admit that I got that one wrong too. So after 30 odd years of marriage, I have learned a few things. This is a short list as, like most guys, I'm not a particularly good student. I offer it in the spirit of passing something on. Year one I learned that my wife is not an extension of my body. I learned the hard way (of course) that when she does something nice for me, I should actually be demonstrative about my gratitude. I doubt that I’m the only guy who ever did or maybe still thinks this w… Pročitajte više