I was at the mall having lunch with a friend when a young lady sat at a table across from us.She had massive tats and more colors in her hair then I have ever seen. My friend knowing me for being sarcastic told be to behave,when she said to me "what the fuck are looking at old man"?I not one to let this go,said to her " I got totally drunk out of my mind and fucked a peacock and was wondering if you were my daughter. "… Pročitajte više