Been a while since I did one of these but this guy was just so stupid I couldn't help but share. God people are retarded on here. The following was sent to me about fifteen minutes ago and highlights everything wrong with the guys I talk to here. 1559 (his username) As a role play, if you were the lady of the house and handled the hiring of the maid and went with a guess or a hunch which one would work best and be trusted, would you hire a black, iranian or asian girl as the maid ? would you say your more dominant or submissive ? and also you like interracial role plays ? Me N… Pročitajte više

Seriously guys? Is rejection that hard to handle? smlkkr fuck off 2 minutes ago ThunderQueen79 First off 7 inches isn't tiny and secondly the first line in my profile says I don't show or view cams 5 minutes ago smlkkr Wow...you're really stunning babe... I'd love to show you the tiny 7 inches dick i have... i wanna jerk it off in front of you...Would you want to see it via my webcam?… Pročitajte više

This is a topic near and dear to my heart (actually to my pussy, but whatever). It may be news to some of you boys, but not all women cum very easily (even fewer can cum from you doing the things you most like to do). I count myself among them. Sad, but true. Right about now, I can hear an army of male voices screaming, "but I love oral!" or "I would eat your pussy for breakfast!" or “that’s because you haven’t tried me yet” or "with me, ladies always cum first!" That's awesome. Seriously, good for you. I don't always treat my female partners so well. But, as appreciated as your "can d… Pročitajte više

I got asked recently how I felt about women only agreeing to meet new dates at BDSM munches. It's problematic, they said, because some people in the community don't want to risk being outed by being at a public place with a bunch of openly-kinky people. The thing is, on one level that's an entirely legitimate question: What happens if the people you want to date are only willing to meet you in ways that you're uncomfortable with? And the answer is, "Then you shouldn't date those people." Which is sad. It's always sad when you can't date someone because they have criteria in place that fi… Pročitajte više

As always, read from bottom to top just like how messages are here. ThunderQueen79 Posting this to share your stupidity 1 minute ago ThunderQueen79 Idiot 2 minutes ago ogblinkee cool have fun I give u a shit 2 minutes ago ThunderQueen79 Don't talk to me anymore. 2 minutes ago ThunderQueen79 I have zero use for it. Hell I don't like that you were arrogant enough to send it to me and think I'd ever use it. 3 minutes ago ogblinkee u have it ok 4 minutes ago ThunderQueen79 You don't even know me. Why the hell would you send your number unsolicited? 5 minutes a… Pročitajte više

What even is foreplay? If you don’t know this, you need to find out right now. Foreplay is every little tease and move you make to increase sexual arousal. It came as a surprise to me this weekend to find out that there are people- people that have been having sex for years, let me add- that still don’t know the definition of foreplay or that these few misconceptions I’m about to tell you about are wrong. Misconception #1: Not having foreplay is okay. I recently sat horrified at a party while a guy spoke about how he hates foreplay and how he just likes to “get on with it”. He then trie… Pročitajte više

I found this on facebook and thought i'd share the giggles with y'all :) 1. When you say "Don't stop" and he totally changes what he's doing. I said, "Don't stop," which means don't go faster, don't go harder, just literally do exactly what you're doing! 2. When you have to casually shift your body so his body is in the right spot. "Oh, I'm just moving, just getting more comfortable, just getting to a place that actually feels remotely good to me." 3. When you just lose it. "I was so close! So close! And no, William, I don't know what happened!" 4. When you finally orgasm but it'… Pročitajte više

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. #2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and s… Pročitajte više

Ladies keep an eye out for this guy (and others like him, I'm sure he has multiple accounts). Read from bottom to top. hugdickass what do you think of me ? why should i do that ? 7 minutes ago hugdickass so what is your answer ? 8 minutes ago hugdickass and i search for girl here bc she won't mind 9 minutes ago hugdickass i should tell you all details my boss is small petrol company owner he is 86 and can't walk , have some heart problems you will just sit and talk wit him , giving him medicine but i should tell you that we will have sex together because i choose yo… Pročitajte više

"Gentle" Dominating Push her against the wall/bed/floor/table. Hold down her wrists (above her head, behind her back, by her sides). Lean your weight against her to create the feeling like you are dominating her body. Push your knee between her legs and roughly spread them wide. "Spread wide for me, sweetheart." Manhandle her. Put your hands all over her as if you can't get enough. Grab her breasts, squeeze her ass. Worship her. "God I love this hot/tight ass of yours". "This hot/tight ass of yours is all mine tonight." "You have the hottest/tightest little body ever." "Your body was mad… Pročitajte više

I live with a premise that life is full of unbelievable beauty, undiscovered possibilities, unexpected connections, thrilling energies, mind-blowing sensations, and wondrous surprises. I love exploring it, tasting it, and living it to the fullest. I am proud to be a polyamorous, dirty, sex-driven slut. I love diversity and adventure. I am attracted to people who are unique, eccentric, and maybe even a little dark and crazy - in a good way. I enjoy playing, spending time with, and having sex with multiple partners. I love many and I love being loved by many. I deeply cherish each relatio… Pročitajte više

Being alone, bored and horny is a dangerous combination for anyone, male or female. The internet is an amazing resource that increases your interaction potential by staggering amounts that previous generations could not possibly begin to comprehend. It used to be you were largely limited by the available pool of pussy in your town or city. Now you can talk to people all over the world! And there is SO much pussy on the internet. Pussy that doesn’t seem to be wearing that much clothing, pussy that seems to be gagging for your cock, pussy that is just hanging around waiting for your Magic Peen… Pročitajte više

You have finished work for the day, and come home. I meet you at the door, holding a small silver tray with a drink on it. You take the drink and look me over, at my black heels, eyes moving up to my thigh-high stockings. A short black skirt flares out from my slender waist, enough to be inviting to your hand. Over that, my big tits, round and firm under a tiny white apron. My nipples already hard. Finally, around my neck, a little white lace collar with a tiny black bow. Would Monsieur like to relax before dinner? I whisper in your ear. You nod. You take a sip of your drink, and I lead you… Pročitajte više

Sex is not an excuse for you to be rude Sex is not an excuse for you not to have manners Sex is not an excuse to talk a man or woman like they are not a person Sex is not an excuse for you harass someone Sex is not an excuse to ignore another person's consent Sex is never owed to you Sex is not something you should take Sex is a great way to cut loose and have fun Sex is mutually pleasurable Sex is something to be shared Sex is something to do with someone you like Sex is something to do with someone who likes you Sex can be great Sex can be ok Sex can be bad BUT Se… Pročitajte više

ThunderQueen79 Yeah I'm definitely posting your idiocy for the world to see, thanks for the free blog post bobbywyatt i like what i see that why i am talking to u like that because u about to be taken by me u hear me woman now give me ur name and email woman bobbywyatt well we can get some where what ur email can we go chat private ThunderQueen79 I am not impressed with that kind of brash behavior. If you can't show some finesse, you are getting absolutely nowhere with me, other than this conversation posted so other people can see how crass you're being bobbywyatt i know i… Pročitajte više

I’m hearing constant stories from gals on the site about men behaving like complete idiots. Take a moment to realize what we have here. The girl that works at your deli posted a picture of her asshole for you to enjoy. The lady that your mom plays bingo with is pictured being used a human coffee table. The hot chick that manages I.T. for your corporation is lapping up her own piss from a dog bowl as I write this post. Your reaction to this is make demands of someone you don’t know? Do you really think that the picture of your dick next to a can of Red Bull is going to entice a person who ha… Pročitajte više

"Revenge porn": two words in the English language that should never go together. Alas, those two words are shackled together by malicious idiots looking to ruin the people who had the misfortune to date them, and this weekend we had another outbreak of dickery. Twitterpurge had a bunch of angry exes posting nudes of their ex-girlfriends in an attempt to shame them. As it turns out, there are no laws protecting you from people posting naked pictures of yourself against your will - aside from paying $35 to copyright the photos and filing a DMCA takedown notice. Some will say that anyone du… Pročitajte više

You start out ok, maybe say hi and ask how I'm doing. I have come to the sad conclusion that this is a fucking trap. You want me to think you're a normal human being who can actually hold a conversation, albeit a very sexual one. If I say hello back, you launch into compliments, ones I have not heard a thousand times. I must be hotter than the surface of the sun and sexier than all the brain dead celebrities to hear you talk. But I take it in stride, tell you thank you (my code for your comment is acknowledged) and attempt to go back to what I was doing. You know, watching porn, because thi… Pročitajte više

txt spk: I cannot be bothered to write whole words. I'm probably just as lazy in bed too. Capitalizes Every Word In A Sentence: Once I learn how to do something I never, ever learn how to do it any other way. I will fuck you like the first person I ever dated. Overuses ;) XD emoticons >.< : I'm so fun! Like, so much fun! Look at all these silly pictures I can make! =^..^= never uses capitals or punctuation: I'm still mad at my English teacher for making me write essays with correct grammar. YOU CAN'T HOLD ME BACK, MAN! uses proper punctuation, but no capitals: I like think of mysel… Pročitajte više

This is a short rant so feel free to ignore... Its SUCH a turn off when someone desperately ask me to watch them/play for them on Skype. Its like seriously, I don't even know you and you want me to bear all for you??? Not only have I said that I won't cam for anyone (yeah first line of my profile), but the obvious desperation just irritates me further. I get that we're here to get off, but I am NOT your personal pornstar and never will be. There are people who cam here and are happy to play around. Go talk to THOSE people and quit blatantly ignoring those who have no interest in it. R… Pročitajte više