HolPB-past

It's so nice to have you back, back from school. Now we can have an adult relationship.

Oh, thank you Aunt Chelsea. But man, I couldn't have been an easy *** to put up with.

Oh, you weren't that bad.

Sure I was. Remember when I was held at the shopping mall for shoplifting and you came and rescued me?

Well, no one's gonna call my niece a crook.